Master Controlbama Says...

YES, I AM AWARE OF THE SITUATION IN IRAN AND NORTH KOREA.
BUT I WAS OUT GETTING ICE CREAM IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
I LIKE BEN & JERRY'S "IMAGINE WHIRLED PEACE."
I LIKE TO EAT IT WHILE THINKING ABOUT IT.
(PAUSE)
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
UM, HOPE AND CHANGE!
END OF LINE.

Master Controlbama Says...

I DID NOT BOW TO THE SAUDI KING.

THAT WAS A HANDSHAKE.

END OF LINE.

Has anyone else noticed that the
Dear Leader Obama is a lot like
the Master Control Program from
Tron? Besides sharing an imperious
desire to control every aspect of
our lives, they even
kind of look
alike.


I WILL CONTROL YOUR HEALTH CARE.

END OF LINE.

Caption Contest

Let's have a caption contest.

My entry is, "Obama: Preaching to the Choir."

Enjoy, America.

Obama's (Reverse) Racism

Barack Obama's Injustice Department dropped charges of voter intimidation against three New Black Panthers who harassed voters at a polling place in Philadelphia during the 2008 election.

Note the thug holding the night-stick.

If this isn't voter intimidation, then nothing is.

If this isn't racism, then nothing is (one of the men was quoted as saying "You're about to be ruled by the black man, cracker.")

If dropping obviously provable charges of voter intimidation isn't a violation by Attorney General Eric Holder of his sworn oath to enforce the law, then nothing is.

If Barack Obama's silence on the issue isn't a tacit endorsement of reverse racism, then nothing is.

Didn't Martin Luther King, Jr. once say something about judging people by the content of their character, and not by the color of their skin? If so, then Obama and Holder must be judged as hypocrites and moral cowards.

But, hey, you elected him..... enjoy, America!

Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Checklist

• Racial minority
• Female
• Judicial Activist
• "Empathy" (special treatment for the Left's favored identity groups)
• Discriminates against white males

And the winner is..... Sotomayor! Enjoy, America!

Obama's Budget Cut

The Obama administration is trying to tout their $17 billion budget cut as a huge amount of money cut from their $3.4 trillion budget for the next fiscal year.

I went ahead and made a pie chart to give us an idea (above).

Wow.

The cut amounts to one half of one percent.

Pssssst..... Hey, Obama! We're not in the black just yet!