TOTUS DOWN! WE HAVE A TOTUS DOWN!

Today, while lecturing his
unblinking socialist apparatchiks

about "the largest and most sweeping economic

'recovery' plan in our nation's history,”

one of The Dear Leader's teleprompters

fell crashing to the floor.

... foreshadow much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMP-igGmeTU

Click the above link for things to come. Stay tuned, America.

The Axis of Equivalency

The theocracy of Iran has repeatedly stated their desire to wipe Israel off the map. They continue to work on "peaceful" nuclear power... and intercontinental ballistic missiles. President Obama, sharing the far left's myopic fixation on teacup diplomacy and appeasement as the best ways to deal with a threat, has been silent. Then a revolution against the Mullahs started in Iran. After three days of prodding by the worldwide media, he suddenly decided to appear morally outraged.

Today, North Korea threatened to wipe the USA off the map. That means they threatened you, and your kids, and your neighbors. North Korea also continues to work on "peaceful" nuclear power... and intercontinental ballistic missiles (as the residents of Hawaii may soon find out). How long will Commander-in-Chief Obama remain silent this time? Stay tuned... and get comfortable. Remember when Republicans warned that you can't "vote present" when faced with a crisis as President? Enjoy, America!

Master Controlbama Says...

YES, I AM AWARE OF THE SITUATION IN IRAN AND NORTH KOREA.
BUT I WAS OUT GETTING ICE CREAM IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
I LIKE BEN & JERRY'S "IMAGINE WHIRLED PEACE."
I LIKE TO EAT IT WHILE THINKING ABOUT IT.
(PAUSE)
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
UM, HOPE AND CHANGE!
END OF LINE.

Master Controlbama Says...

I DID NOT BOW TO THE SAUDI KING.

THAT WAS A HANDSHAKE.

END OF LINE.

Has anyone else noticed that the
Dear Leader Obama is a lot like
the Master Control Program from
Tron? Besides sharing an imperious
desire to control every aspect of
our lives, they even
kind of look
alike.


I WILL CONTROL YOUR HEALTH CARE.

END OF LINE.

Caption Contest

Let's have a caption contest.

My entry is, "Obama: Preaching to the Choir."

Enjoy, America.

Obama's (Reverse) Racism

Barack Obama's Injustice Department dropped charges of voter intimidation against three New Black Panthers who harassed voters at a polling place in Philadelphia during the 2008 election.

Note the thug holding the night-stick.

If this isn't voter intimidation, then nothing is.

If this isn't racism, then nothing is (one of the men was quoted as saying "You're about to be ruled by the black man, cracker.")

If dropping obviously provable charges of voter intimidation isn't a violation by Attorney General Eric Holder of his sworn oath to enforce the law, then nothing is.

If Barack Obama's silence on the issue isn't a tacit endorsement of reverse racism, then nothing is.

Didn't Martin Luther King, Jr. once say something about judging people by the content of their character, and not by the color of their skin? If so, then Obama and Holder must be judged as hypocrites and moral cowards.

But, hey, you elected him..... enjoy, America!