Obamacare... still searching for a heartbeat.

During a conference call today about Obamacare,
when asked about the House bill that regulates
private health insurance out of existence,
The Dear Leader admitted that
he wasn't familiar with the bill.
But he promised you can keep your private health insurance.
Well, which is it?
Are you ignorant or are you lying?
And will all the people aged 75+
get to stare at your teddy bear poster
as they are denied rationed treatment,
then languish and die under your plan?
(Cue Barber's "Adagio for Strings"
and exeunt omnes).

ObamaCare

Yeah, what could go wrong?

It's funny how Democrat politicians
like President Obama
who force American kids
to keep going to abysmal public schools
send their own kids to private schools.
...But no vouchers for you.
(At least Republicans try to give everyone a choice).

Similarly, with National Socialist Healthcare,
which will ultimately bankrupt all private health insurance,
leaving us no choice...
Congress has their own, separate health plan.
And the President gets a personal physician.
...But no CAT-scans for you.

Whatever happened to leadership by example?
Don't force things on me
that you won't use yourself.

TOTUS DOWN! WE HAVE A TOTUS DOWN!

Today, while lecturing his
unblinking socialist apparatchiks

about "the largest and most sweeping economic

'recovery' plan in our nation's history,”

one of The Dear Leader's teleprompters

fell crashing to the floor.

... foreshadow much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMP-igGmeTU

Click the above link for things to come. Stay tuned, America.

The Axis of Equivalency

The theocracy of Iran has repeatedly stated their desire to wipe Israel off the map. They continue to work on "peaceful" nuclear power... and intercontinental ballistic missiles. President Obama, sharing the far left's myopic fixation on teacup diplomacy and appeasement as the best ways to deal with a threat, has been silent. Then a revolution against the Mullahs started in Iran. After three days of prodding by the worldwide media, he suddenly decided to appear morally outraged.

Today, North Korea threatened to wipe the USA off the map. That means they threatened you, and your kids, and your neighbors. North Korea also continues to work on "peaceful" nuclear power... and intercontinental ballistic missiles (as the residents of Hawaii may soon find out). How long will Commander-in-Chief Obama remain silent this time? Stay tuned... and get comfortable. Remember when Republicans warned that you can't "vote present" when faced with a crisis as President? Enjoy, America!

Master Controlbama Says...

YES, I AM AWARE OF THE SITUATION IN IRAN AND NORTH KOREA.
BUT I WAS OUT GETTING ICE CREAM IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
I LIKE BEN & JERRY'S "IMAGINE WHIRLED PEACE."
I LIKE TO EAT IT WHILE THINKING ABOUT IT.
(PAUSE)
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
UM, HOPE AND CHANGE!
END OF LINE.

Master Controlbama Says...

I DID NOT BOW TO THE SAUDI KING.

THAT WAS A HANDSHAKE.

END OF LINE.

Has anyone else noticed that the
Dear Leader Obama is a lot like
the Master Control Program from
Tron? Besides sharing an imperious
desire to control every aspect of
our lives, they even
kind of look
alike.


I WILL CONTROL YOUR HEALTH CARE.

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