Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Obamacare... still searching for a heartbeat.



During a conference call today about Obamacare,
when asked about the House bill that regulates
private health insurance out of existence,
The Dear Leader admitted that
he wasn't familiar with the bill.
But he promised you can keep your private health insurance.
Well, which is it?
Are you ignorant or are you lying?
And will all the people aged 75+
get to stare at your teddy bear poster
as they are denied rationed treatment,
then languish and die under your plan?
(Cue Barber's "Adagio for Strings"
and exeunt omnes).


Friday, July 17, 2009

ObamaCare


Yeah, what could go wrong?

It's funny how Democrat politicians
like President Obama
who force American kids
to keep going to abysmal public schools
send their own kids to private schools.
...But no vouchers for you.
(At least Republicans try to give everyone a choice).

Similarly, with National Socialist Healthcare,
which will ultimately bankrupt all private health insurance,
leaving us no choice...
Congress has their own, separate health plan.
And the President gets a personal physician.
...But no CAT-scans for you.

Whatever happened to leadership by example?
Don't force things on me
that you won't use yourself.


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

TOTUS DOWN! WE HAVE A TOTUS DOWN!

Today, while lecturing his
unblinking socialist apparatchiks
about "the largest and most sweeping economic
'recovery' plan in our nation's history,”
one of The Dear Leader's teleprompters
fell crashing to the floor.

... foreshadow much?


Click the above link for things to come. Stay tuned, America.