when asked about the House bill that regulates
private health insurance out of existence,
The Dear Leader admitted that
he wasn't familiar with the bill.
But he promised you can keep your private health insurance.
Well, which is it?
Are you ignorant or are you lying?
And will all the people aged 75+
get to stare at your teddy bear poster
as they are denied rationed treatment,
then languish and die under your plan?
(Cue Barber's "Adagio for Strings"
and exeunt omnes).