Terrorist 1: "Since my release from Gitmo I have started 5 legitimate businesses." Terrorist 2: "Really?" Terrorist 1: "Of course not. Being a terrorist is too much fun!"
Hi there! I'm a West Point graduate and former Special Forces officer. Now I'm a civilian, so I can say whatever the hell I want. Life's too short not to fight the good fight and speak the truth. I've lost friends, and this is for them.
Terrorist 1: "Since my release from Gitmo I have started 5 legitimate businesses."
ReplyDeleteTerrorist 2: "Really?"
Terrorist 1: "Of course not. Being a terrorist is too much fun!"
"Hey Bob, you TiVo'ing this?"
ReplyDeleteor...
ReplyDelete"This guy's the worst American Idol contestant ever."
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ReplyDelete"Dude, I totally told you what I was wearing and you show up with almost the same outfit. Now we look like dorks."
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ReplyDelete"So the game is we take a drink every time he says 'uhh'? We are totally gonna get wasted, broham."