Scratch the proposed replacement "Freedom Tower" (at top).
Here's what we should really do:
Rebuild the Twin Towers, exactly as they were before 9/11, but ONE FLOOR HIGHER. And make one more change:
On the ground floor, install the "9/11 Memorial Shitter". This will contain 19 toilet stalls, each with a picture of one of the 9/11 hijackers on the door. Under each commode will be entombed the recovered DNA remains of one of the 19 hijackers, so that future generations of Americans can shit on them for all eternity.
That's a statement. That's justice. And that's right.
"Let's roll."
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