The Liberal - English Dictionary

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: see Equal Opportunity.

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DIVERSITY: including everyone except conservatives.

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DIVISIVE: see Politically Incorrect.

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DELIBERATING: playing 24 rounds of golf while U.S. soldiers are dying in Afghanistan.

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EMPATHY: special treatment for liberal-favored classes; unfair treatment for all others.

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EQUAL OPPORTUNITY: unequal opportunity; government-sanctioned racism against white people. Recall Orwell's Animal Farm: "Some animals are more equal than others."

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FAIRNESS DOCTRINE: censorship of anyone who questions liberals, i.e. anyone not in the Main Stream Media.

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HATE CRIME: thought crime committed against anyone except white straight conservatives (who may be targeted freely).

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LIBERAL: socialist.

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MAN-CAUSED DISASTER: terrorist attack.

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NUANCED: (oxy)moronic.

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OVERSEAS CONTINGENCY OPERATION: Global-War-On-Terror-Lite. Same great taste, half the casualties (for the enemy).

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POLITICALLY INCORRECT: any thought not strictly adhering to liberal orthodoxy.

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PROGRESSIVE: communist.

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PUBLIC OPTION: government mandate.

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SOCIAL JUSTICE: social injustice enacted by the government, especially the courts.

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SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER: self-congratulatory phrase for regurgitating liberal talking points to any non-liberal, even when liberals are in power.

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TRAGEDY: any deliberate, harmful act where assigning blame to the guilty would violate liberal victimhood.